Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
