A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
