I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
