I must be too annoying 4 u.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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