I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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