we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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