How'd it feel making her break her religion?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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