Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
