She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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