I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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