You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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