i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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