I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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