what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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