There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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