I'm gonna have a badass scar
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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