have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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