Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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WHAT??
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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