So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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