Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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