hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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