are you so shy because you have an std?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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