Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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