if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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