Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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