belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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