new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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