yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I see more hoeing in ur future
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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