his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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