giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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