I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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