If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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