Dual....:-)
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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