Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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