how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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