I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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