What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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