I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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