dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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