I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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