Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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