Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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