He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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