I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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