scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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