Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
