She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
