I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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