But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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