(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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