i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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