So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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