so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
These tits shall not be calmed
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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