And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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