Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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