And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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