Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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